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    <title>Week 2: Kamala Harris, “Let me repeat that”</title>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2026 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
    <description>&lt;p&gt;Kamala Harris brought some advice for the young people of Mississippi. It came in a box marked limitation, and it was full of more limitations.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;“You know, I mentor a lot of young people, and I talk to them sometimes and part of the advice I give them is, you know, never let someone else with limited ability to see your capacity be a limitation on your ambition.”&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Source: &lt;a href="https://nypost.com/2026/10/22/us-news/kamala-harris-gets-crickets-from-mississippi-rally-crowd-after-butchering-motivational-quote/"&gt;New York Post&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Twat-o-Meter: 8/10 (Möbius motivational). Satire and commentary.&lt;/p&gt;</description><category>Politicians</category><category>Motivational speaking</category><category>Limitations</category>
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    <title>Week 1: Jensen Huang, The Factory That Might As Well Be Real</title>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2026 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
    <description>&lt;p&gt;Nvidia’s Jensen Huang explains the future of manufacturing to the German Chancellor. The future of manufacturing has asked for a lie-down.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;“Every single company in the future will have two factories: the factory that is real, and the factory that is digital, and the factory that is digital will be so real that it might as well be real. If it manifests itself when you create the digital twin of your company—of your car company—that digital twin might as well be real. And so in the future, I believe that most people here in Germany will mostly work inside a digital twin of their company. They will build digital cars. Those cars will have digital brains. The manufacturing—the factories—will have digital, of course artificial intelligence, robots, building inside a robotic factory, building cars that will be robotic. And everything will be completely software-driven. Everything will be completely AI-driven. So every company will build two things: they will build brains, and the brains that go into the products that they ship.”&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Source: &lt;a href="https://gizmodo.com/jensen-huangs-digital-brains-rant-is-concerning-2000827917"&gt;Gizmodo&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Twat-o-Meter: 9/10 (Digital brains). Satire and commentary.&lt;/p&gt;</description><category>Buzzwords</category><category>Brains (Digital)</category><category>Tech CEOs</category>
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